Ever since I laughed
my way through my first Charlie Chaplin movie, I've been fascinated by the
pioneer days of motion picture-making. In the early days there was no
wide-screen or stereophonic sound -- and the cameras were cranked by hand.
The actors had to rely on facial expressions and body movements, rather than on
their vocal cords. They were masters of their craft too -- 'cause most silent
comedies still make me chuckle after all these years!
Let's turn back our
clocks to the roaring 20's and travel down a dusty country road which will
someday be called Hollywood Boulevard -- and you can share my "mystery
life" as a silent film comedian when comedy was king!
I'm working for Mack
Sennett today -- the most famous director of slapstick comedies around. We
are working at the Keystone Studios in Glendale, California. If you look
around carefully, you can spot Fatty Arbuckle, the Keystone Cops, Mabel Normand
and, of course, the great Charlie Chaplin.
Noisy, isn't
it? There is no need for "Silence on the set" here.
Megaphones are blaring and movies are being made on all six stages at the same
time -- side by side! I've never seen anything like it!
Mack Sennett gives me
an outline of what he wants me to do -- and the cameras begin to roll! I'm
wearing an enormous pair of baggy trousers, a tight jacket and a derby
hat! In this scene, I trip over Mabel Normand's pet dog, fall down, get
tangled in the dog's leash and catch my hand in a waste basket! Through it
all, a hotel clerk glares at me -- mumbling under his breath! I manage to
maintain my dignity, brush the dust off my ragged sleeve and tip my derby (while
flashing a quick impish smile)!
During the day's
shooting, I am pelted with vegetables from a pushcart, thrown head-first into a
vat of cement and smashed in the face with a lemon-meringue pie! The
cameras stop grinding ('cause the sun is going down) and all the film that was
taken today will be shown in theatres within five days! We really work
fast!
I feel good --
knowing that my antics will bring laughter to people all over the country.
It's worth all the bruises. (Income taxes haven't been invented yet, so my
paycheck is all mine!) Ah, those were the good old days!
Well, back to the
world of television, sound and technology. I hope you enjoyed sharing my
"mystery life" with me! I've got to run along now and wash this
pie out of my ear!
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